Thursday, 24 March 2011 20:57

Winning! Charlie Sheen Porn Party This Friday

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charlie_sheen_porn_party(Hollywood, CA) ‘Winning’ will fill the air as X-Play, OC Modeling, King Ryan, and PornStar Tweet team up to throw a deliciously dirty Charlie Sheen XXX Porn Party this Friday, March 25th at R-Lounge in Studio City, California. The entire adult movie industry is invited to attend and because everybody will be drinking tiger blood or banging 7 gram rocks, the night is sure to bring plenty of excitement as X-Play and director Will Ryder celebrate the runaway success of their latest blockbuster DVD Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX.

Starting at 10PM the bash will be everything Charlie Sheen and sexy women are encouraged to strut their stuff on the plush red carpet and win all night long as hundreds of porn stars, directors, producers, wannabees and others in the porn movie industry will party until 2AM.

“This is going to be a really fun Friday night and we’re expecting an amazing crowd of beautiful women showing up and taking over the entire upstairs area including the big outdoor patio,” stated Hollywood porn event promoter King Ryan.

Given Charlie Sheen is enamored with WINNING on Twitter -- it only makes sense for PornStarTweet.com to be co-hosting this event; the leader in all things Adult Entertainment on Social Media.  PornStarTweet recently listed Charlie Sheen as a Honorary Porn Star on their list of more than 1000 Porn Stars on Twitter.

"Charlie has been great for the adult business", said Pete Housley CEO of PornStarTweet.  "We consider him an honorary porn star only because although he's yet to appear on film he's shared his "Tiger Blood" with so many porn stars; he should be getting paid.   Charlie has been awesome to watch on Twitter where he's just reached over 3 million followers -- now that is WINNING!"

OC Modeling is one of the main sponsors of the party and will be bringing a large group of their beautiful actresses and models to R-Lounge.  

“We’ve been forced to expand the size of this party because we are inviting all of the girls that have had any type of sexual contact with Charlie Sheen,” Will Ryder joked.  

“Because there are so many that fit this category if needed, we will knock down a wall or two to accommodate the overflow plus Phil Mack is coming and he always brings dozens of hot girls.”

Actually, Charlie Sheen has been a nice sales boost to the porn industry this past month with his national media circus that has helped push sales of porn movies featuring his girls, whores and goddesses.  Bree Olson and Kacey Jordan have both been invited to co-host this bash at R-Lounge as they have really helped sales of not only Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX but also Not the Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX due to their relationships with Charlie Sheen.  There is no word yet if either lady has accepted the invitation.

Some of the other girls that star in the movies have already confirmed that they will be attending plus over 100 porn girls are expected.   

It is important to know that this party is a sexual parody bash poking fun at Charlie Sheen and the actual girls he has banged or has yearned to be with.  CBS Television, Warner Brothers Television, Two and a Half Men, Chuck Lorre and/or Charlie Sheen in no way authorize, endorse or sponsors this party but they are all invited to come and drink some tiger blood. 7 gram rocks will not be allowed inside the club but Kid Rock will.

Jada Stevens and Dani Daniels of OC Modeling will be the sacrificial party hostesses as appointed by Phil Mack.  Join X-Play, OC Modeling, King Ryan, and PornStar Tweet for the best night of the year.   

Love him or hate him the Charlie Sheen Winning Porn Party will take place this Friday, March 25th 10PM at R-Lounge 11608 Ventura Boulevard, Studio City, California 91604.  Valet and some street parking available.

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Check out the Charlie Sheen PG movie trailer
Adult movie director Will Ryder has had a lot of triumphs in his career but a serious parody of the classic movie Rocky might be his greatest achievement to date.  The feature film is nearing completion in the edit bay but an original music score that is being composed and produced by the director is posing the biggest challenge to completion for Not Rocky XXX.  The movie is scheduled for a May release from X-Play.  

“This is a classic love story and if you listen to the original music score by Bill Conti it’s almost as if it were written by God,” Ryder remarked from his Hollywood & Vine office.  

“How do you even come close because each musical number is exactly perfect for the setting including the epic and awe-inspiring theme which is classical in nature,” Ryder reflected.  “Capturing the essence of sadness, triumph and ultimate glory in the music to such an extreme degree is almost impossible but I am embracing the challenge.”

Music sessions are to include a live brass section and a live rhythm section and take place over eight days next week in a recording studio in Los Angeles but composing the music has been going on for two months now.  

“I have a grand piano in my living room and that’s where every musical idea I do is started and worked out. Then I go into the studio with my co-producer Rock Hardson and we work out each arrangement then bring in the session players and record and mix,” Ryder said.

When asked why he would go through such lengths for the music score of a porn movie Ryder barked back, “Because the movie deserves it.”

In what is being described as a career acting performance that will certainly bring him numerous award nominations, Anthony Rosano plays Rocky and uses his raw emotion and sheer physical condition to make the movie authentic in every way.  

“This movie was a challenge from an acting standpoint and also from a physical standpoint because it demands so much from your body,” Rosano said as he completed the last scheduled street scenes that were the final frames of the movie. “I’m exhausted.”

Not Rocky  XXX features the most intricate action sequences ever shot by X-Play and www.sitcums.com including amazing fight segments in the boxing ring against both Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang and fantastic live-action training sequences on the mean gritty city streets of what has become Philadelphia.       

Andy San Dimas is truly remarkable as Adrian and the chemistry between her and Rosano is breathtaking.  Ron Jeremy plays Adrian’s brother Paulie and the part of Mick is played by mainstream actor Jack English in what could win him awards for best non-sex performance.    

Not Rocky XXX will star Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Madison Ivy, Lily Labeau, Chastity Lynn, Vanessa Naughty, Mr. Marcus, Tyler Knight, Jack Lawrence, James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Mani Cruz, Domz G., Killer Ray, Ron Jeremy and Jack English as Mick when it is released in May 2011.

Currently X-Play is enjoying heavy sales of two Charlie Sheen fueled movies.  Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX which stars Bree Olson, Kacey Jordan and many of the girls Charlie has loved and Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX also starring Charlie’s live-in girlfriend Bree Olson.  Both movies distributed by Digital Sin have recently sold out.
Monday, 17 January 2011 19:03

Bree Olson as Bionic Woman

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(Hollywood, CA ) Superstar Bree Olson has just wrapped a starring role in Will Ryder’s modern adaptation of the Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man parody for X-Play.  

Shot over five days and four very long nights, the blond superstar from Indiana teamed up to play the Bionic Woman with Dale Dabone as the Six Million Dollar Man forming a dynamic duo that is sexy, stunning and completely hilarious.  

“Bree is not only a fantastic porn star but she’s the perfect girl for this role because she’s beautiful and her newly-shaped body is unbelievable,” Ryder boasted. “She can really crush a tennis ball between those thighs.”  

 

 Superstar adult performer Bree Olson has been cast as the Bionic Woman in director Will Ryder's upcoming porn parody movie Not the Bionic Woman XXX which will be shot over four days on a massive sound stage and also at a sprawling country ranch.

The beautiful blond fan favorite from Indiana known for her extreme love of hardcore sex has been a successful contract performer for Adam & Eve Pictures and will play the Bionic Woman in the X-Play movie that will also feature The Six Million Dollar Man.

"Oh man this is going to be fun," Olson said as she was asked about the spoof that originally starred Lindsay Wagner a spin-off of The Six Million Dollar Man starring Lee Majors.

"This movie is going to be insane," stated Will Ryder of X-Play. "Can you imagine what it will be like when you get a gorgeous horny girl with a bionic mouth and a bionic vagina?"

Ryder and his company X-Play home of www.sitcums.com have been busy producing some of the most successful adult movies in recent memory including the upcoming blockbuster parody Not Charlie's Angels XXX which is set for a September 30th release from New Sensations/Digital Sin. Check out the YouTube PG movie trailer here www.sitcums.com/Not Charlies Angel XXX.html

"This has been quite a summer for us with some really big movies such as Not M*A*S*H XXX, Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family, our Charlie's Angels movie through Digital Sin and now the Bionic Woman," stated Scott David co-producer at X-Play.

Not the Bionic Woman XXX starring Bree Olson will be in stores late 2010 from X-Play and could be one of the biggest movies ever from the guys that also created Not the Cosbys XXX and Not Married with Children XXX which won the 2010 AVN and XRCO awards for Best Parody respectively.

Monday, 17 January 2011 18:58

Not M*A*S*H XXX Porn Parody

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The 4077th M*A*S*H is set to come to life when Not M*A*S*H XXX hits stores August 10th from X-Play/ LFP Video.  M*A*S*H which ran on CBS from 1972 until 1983 culminated with the biggest television audience ever during its final episode. Radar needs to get laid so Col. Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to line up a nurse to deflower the lad, but when nobody volunteers, the boys are forced to offer an unauthorized boob job to one of the nurses. She is so grateful, she fucks and sucks Radar. The movie stars Krissy Lynn, Alexa Jaymes, Bailey Brooks, Briana Blair, Miko Sinz, Chanel Preston, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage, Alec Knight, Jeremy Conway, Chad Diamond and James Bartholet. Directed by Will Ryder.

Not MASH XXX

Monday, 17 January 2011 18:54

Bradys Meets The Partridge Family Parody

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Marcia has another teen pop crush, only this time it’s Keith Partridge. When her grades suffer, Mike & Carol write a letter that reaches the Partridge family’s record company. Hilarious fun and wild sex results especially when Greg becomes ‘Johnny Bravo’ and tries to get signed by their label. All hell breaks loose when the Partridge family visits the house in this wild & very funny spoof of the 1970s classic TV show.

 

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