Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:46

Wizard of Oz XXX Porn Parody in Jeopardy

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X-Play’s planned 3D mega parody production of The Wizard of Oz is in jeopardy due to another company’s quick plans to put out a cheap version of the classic 1939 MGM movie and beat X-Play’s release date.  
“I guess there is no honor among pseudo thieves,” remarked director Will Ryder who has spent months in preproduction working with co-producer Scott David on everything from costumes, set design and music.

The planned $200,000 3D production would be the biggest movie that X-Play has ever undertaken prompting Ryder to lament the potential loss of cash already spent and the loss of what would have become an iconic classic adult movie the likes of which has rarely if ever before been seen.   

“If a bandwagon parody company pretty much tells me there is nothing they can do and continues with their recent plans to shoot an inexpensive $15,000 version of the Wizard of Oz and rip off unsuspecting consumers with a glossy box cover and full page advertising I guess that is their right to do so but I have zero respect for them,” Ryder stated.

When asked what company he was referring to, Ryder declined to comment merely stating there will be plenty of time to let the world know who it is. Apparently the director has talked to a high level company official with no results and even left voicemails for the movie’s producer and director requesting a call back of which there have been none.

“Parody by the very nature is taking somebody’s work and embellishing on it and creating something new.  These guys are simply playing with no rules, no respect,” Ryder offered.

“The sad part is that they will make such an inferior version to what we have been planning that Judy Garland and the flying monkeys might role over in their graves.”

Another producer who requested to remain anonymous stated, “Yeah these guys will most likely use shitty Halloween type costumes so it will just make X-Play’s production look so much better.”

However, Ryder who announced his Oz plans last year knows how hard it is to sell movies these days and concedes it will be difficult to sell once an inferior production is released.  When adult movie distributors and stores purchase this lesser cheap version it limits the chances of X-Play to sell their incredible version so the entire production is now in jeopardy.

“I’m mad as hell and extremely pissed off and would hope they would respect the industry and respect what X-Play has accomplished as a modern parody pioneer to move onto a different project.” Ryder concluded.

Time will tell but the consumer could be the biggest loser.
Some say superstar Jennifer Lopez is the most beautiful woman in the world and now the American Idol judge, music dance sensation and movie star gets the added distinction of having an adult movie parody playfully poking fun at her success.  But this is no ordinary adult movie because ‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ is the first ever XXX spoof shot in front of The White House in Washington, D.C.   

The hilarious parody is available in video stores nationwide from X-Play and distributed by Digital Sin.

Created by the same guys that turned the Brady Bunch into a worldwide pornographic phenomenon with Not the Bradys XXX that helped launch a parody revolution within the adult movie business, Not Jennifer Lopez XXX can best be described as campy, goofy, positively hardcore, completely unauthorized by Lopez yet all-American in every possible way. Yes, all-American!      

“We love Jennifer Lopez and we don’t like terrorism,” stated Will Ryder the 2010 AVN Director of the Year who is proud of the unusual movie which tackles the highly volatile issue of Middle East holy warriors and Osama Bin Laden in a comical way.   

The United States Secret Service granted a shooting permit as did the National Park Service allowing screened members of the cast and crew to film in, on and around numerous government landmarks including the Lincoln Memorial, The Washington Monument, the US Capitol and in front of The White House.

“Although some might think what we do is in poor taste we think it is almost an honor for a star to get the parody treatment especially in a movie that fights terrorism like this.  Bridging Muslim extremists with a pop singer such as Jennifer makes for whacky fun. I hope she has a great sense of humor,” Ryder joked.

Graphic hardcore sex is also on display as multiple three-ways are included in the two hour twenty minute movie along with fantastic behind the scenes footage. The movie was shot in Washington D.C., Miami and Los Angeles.   

Jennifer Lopez is in good parody company with sexy spoofs of everything from Britney Spears, to M*A*S*H, The Cosby Show, Bewitched, Married with Children XXX, Charlie’s Angels, Bionic Woman, Charlie Sheen, Three’s Company, Monday Night Football and even an upcoming parody of Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky coming this summer from Will Ryder.

“Not Jennifer Lopez could be our biggest movie so far this year,” stated Ryder who is also in preproduction for a 3D adult movie version of The Wizard of Oz.

Nothing appears to be off limits to an industry that is seeing profits dwindle due to unregulated online piracy so not even a trip to Washington D.C. to shoot parts of the movie in front of the White House seemed outlandish to the producers.

In the movie terrorists are big fans of Jennifer so President Obama summons the singer and idol judge to the White House in hopes of convincing her to perform a live concert in Iraq that might end world terrorism.   

“I told you this was a funny movie,” Ryder concluded.  

A PG bikini style movie trailer is available on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFjYikl9gk  Those that want to see the ‘sans clothing’ movie trailer can visit http://www.sitcums.com for a free look.   

‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago, Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.  

This film is a parody. Fox Television, American Idol, 19 Entertainment, Freemantle Media and/or Jennifer Lopez in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie. This is not Jennifer Lopez but rather an actress of similar style. If your store is out of stock ask them to order more copies from Digital Sin.
Another Retail Hit for Will Ryder & X-Play?

J-Lo gets a porno as superstar American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez gets the porn parody treatment as X-Play and Digital Sin deliver a spectacular adult feature movie ‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ to retail stores nationwide Thursday, April 28th.  

The XXX parody movie could turn out to be one of adult movie director Will Ryder’s most popular DVDs due to the blockbuster popularity of Jennifer Lopez, the huge television viewership of American Idol and People Magazine recently naming Jennifer their ‘Most Beautiful Woman of 2011’.  This parody has all the makings of a hit!  

“This could be our biggest movie of the year,” stated Will Ryder. “Once it gets on stores shelves it will sell itself.”

PG and naked trailers are both available to watch at http://www.sitcums.com/vod/our-movies/item/134.html with the PG version also available on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFjYikl9gk

Retail stores are no stranger to the hit parody movies that X-Play and Will Ryder have racked up over the past 6 years including Not the Bradys XXX and this J-Lo inspired movie looks like an instant customer favorite.  Great sex including multiple three-ways and lavish outdoor locations including Miami, Los Angeles and Washington D.C., provide a picturesque backdrop for what turns out to be a hilarious story that involves, sex, stardom, music, terrorists and politicians.   

X-Play and Will Ryder best known for quality spoofs of popular iconic TV shows, celebrities and classic movies have also released spoofs of Married with Children, The Cosby Show, Bewitched, Three’s Company, M*A*S*H, Charlie’s Angels, Charlie Sheen, the Bionic Woman and many others that have sold well in DVD stores nationwide know they have another big hit on their hands.  

“We love having smash hits and Jennifer is beautiful and that always helps,” Ryder exclaimed.  “She’s so hot that a quality porn parody movie had to be made and I’m glad we’re the ones that did it.”

‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago, Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.  

Recently parodies of Charlie Sheen, The Bionic Woman and Charlie’s Angels have become big sellers plus a classic parody of Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky is coming in June but with ‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ hitting stores April 28th, X-Play will proves once again that hit movies are still being made.  Order it now because it will fly off store shelves.   

This film is a parody. Fox Television, American Idol, 19 Entertainment, Freemantle Media and/or Jennifer Lopez in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie. This is not Jennifer Lopez but rather an actress of similar style.


For distributor sales of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol contact: Belle C.

Sales – New Sensations / Digital Sin

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After hearing about the breakup between Charlie Sheen and his goddess Bree Olson, porn production company X-Play has immediately made an offer to the superstar porn actress to reprise her role in a Bionic Woman XXX sequel.

What makes this announced sequel deal so intriguing is the fact that the parody Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX which is being distributed by Digital Sin has only been in stores since February which is normally too soon for any talk of a sequel to materialize but fantastic sales and the breakup have pushed the topic onto the table.   

“We want to get Bree back naked and in front of a camera as soon as possible,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder.  “We begin shooting July 4th during the fireworks.”

Bree Olson is absolutely fantastic playing the Bionic Woman role made famous on television by Lindsay Wagner and sales have been excellent so a sequel is now in the works.  The Fort Wayne, Indiana native has also been part of the ‘Naked Torpedo of Truth’ concert tour that Charlie Sheen has been conducting around the country and has even made out with fellow goddess Nataly Kenly as part of the on-stage activities.  

“Bree is a really good kisser,” director Will Ryder remarked.  

“I mean I’ve never kissed her but I’ve directed her in a number of kissing scenes on mouths and other parts of the body and she’s just really good at it.  If she signs on for the Bionic sequel I’m going to have a ton of kissing in the movie and possibly something she’s never done in a porn movie before,” Ryder teased.  

For now fans can enjoy porn’s biggest superstar with special vaginal bionic powers in Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX.  View the PG trailer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd-LVufh-Rg&feature=player_embedded

Adult DVD Empire critic Wright Williams wrote in his review, “Every scene in this film is excellently filmed in beautiful HD and every bit of sex is phenomenal - which should be a no brainer considering the wonderful casting job they did with this picture.”

“I’d have to admit that this has been my favorite sitcum parody of the year,” writes Don Houston of XCritic. “If you adore Bree Olson as much as most, it becomes a must have.”

In “Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX”, horrible accidents leave Jaime Sommers and Steve Austin clinging to life.  It is only the assistance of the government’s top-secret bionic program, which saves them.  Equipped with the latest in cybernetic technology, Jaime and Steve become the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man.  Their powers include super strength, sexual heroics and bionic genitals.  Both will be needed to fight and bang their way through their latest mission as Bree Olson is perfectly cast as the Bionic Woman and Dale Dabone plays Col. Steve Austin in this entertaining porn movie.

The movie stars Bree Olson, Aubrey Adams, Danica Dillon, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Dale Dabone, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Chad Diamond, Rocco Reed, and Mike Horner as Oscar and has extensive behind the scenes footage.

Bree Olson also stars in X-Play and Digital Sin’s Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX with a hilarious theme song  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hkb2u0wNHk  that should not be missed.  The movie also stars Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, Melanie Rios, Tanner Mayes, Gigi Rivera, Jenna Presley, Shyla Jennings and the late great Chloe Jones.

Coming to stores this week from X-Play/Digital Sin is Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol. Watch the PG trailer or the Naked trailer on the sitcums.com website.  http://www.sitcums.com/vod/our-movies/item/134.html

That is quite a trio of movies from X-Play and Digital Sin.  Ask your favorite store to re-order today.  

For distributor sales of Not Bionic Woman XXX, Not Jennifer Lopez XXX and Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX

Belle C. Sales – New Sensations / Digital Sin

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She’s become a huge superstar and now pop idol Jennifer Lopez gets the porn parody treatment as X-Play and director Will Ryder release two movie trailers for ‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ giving fans a sexy taste of what’s to come when the DVD hits stores April 28th.   

‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ has brand new PG and Naked trailers available for viewing at http://www.sitcums.com/vod/our-movies/item/134.html or also on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFjYikl9gk
and the movie has the look and feel of another major blockbuster from the guys that created Not the Bradys XXX. Digital Sin is distributing this DVD.  

“This could be the most entertaining porn movie we’ve ever produced,” remarked Will Ryder the 2010 AVN Director of the Year.

“It certainly has the most amazing locations like Miami, Washington DC and Los Angeles and it is packed with the beautiful girls having the best sex we’ve ever shot.”

The movie is a humorous porn parody with some surprise twists and it is safe to say that actress, singer, dancer, model and idol judge Jennifer Lopez certainly didn’t ask to have this movie produced but that’s what happens when celebrity becomes huge and that thought isn’t lost on the porn industry.  

“Porn parodies have been around for thirty years but it just seems like they’ve gotten more fun over the past few years and we really are big fans of Jennifer Lopez and the TV show American Idol,” Will Ryder confessed. “This is a really good one and it’s rare when something like this has such great timing.”

Jennifer Lopez was just named People Magazine’s ‘Most Beautiful Woman of 2011’.  

The PG parody trailer is safe to watch at home or in the office unless your wife, girlfriend or boss does not approve of you smiling while watching  luxury yachts, bikini clad women and scenery so impressive you might want to trade in your own life http://www.sitcums.com/vod/our-movies/item/134.html or also on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFjYikl9gk

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago, Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.  

Check out Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol and other X-Play movies such as Not Bionic Woman XXX and Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX and many others at www.sitcums.com 


For distributor sales of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol

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